My BFF Josie received these tips via e-mail and passed along. Thanks, sistah!
AND ... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
Home Remedies:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly
removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them
while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the
pressure in your veins..
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going
back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a
hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
