This amusing piece was forwarded by Josie (my BFF). Thank you, sistah!
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo” as if it were yesterday.
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo” as if it were yesterday.
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Roberta Flack ---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon ---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba ---
Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?
Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
In case you didn’t notice it the first time around - Depends now has a new motto!
