My BFF Josie shared this eye-opening and funny piece so that I could use a few laughs. Thanks, amiga!
For everyone who has been feeling cranky and joyless, this is for you...
For everyone who has been feeling cranky and joyless, this is for you...
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!” |
Must be where “Smart Ass” came from! |
